dr-bebber:

maxiesatanofficial:

inspirobot is gonna get taken out by the secret service

Inspirobot did it… they fucking did it….

evilspice:

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

nerd-arcana:

thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

Neville has, on multiple occasions, used legal loopholes as well as lots of money to endanger and inconvenience the main characters. In short, he is literally indistinguishable from Lex Luthor

piscesintherain:

benepla:

benepla:

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care 

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

Just to clarify - the Pentagon pulled out of the Avengers (and thus the MCU) because it wasn’t clear whether SHIELD was a branch of the US government, and, if so, where it fell in relation to the military in terms of hierarchy. (Source)

So, it wasn’t just “magic men are unrealistic”, it was “magic men are unrealistic and we don’t know if we outrank them.”

thebootydiaries:

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

sonypraystation:

gotitforcheap:

theothersideofthefarside:

electric-purpleboo:

deadpool-for-equality:

wild-blake-hickok:

freexcitizen:

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

princeloki:

art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs

similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it… dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free

kinktendo-shamecube:

jakemorph:

kinktendo-shamecube:

jakemorph:

we all make fun of carpeted bathrooms but i think weve all been stranded on the little island outside of the shower and just wished the whole floor was covered in bath mats

bro what the fuck this is a horrible take

someday, bro, you will leave your toothbrush on the other side of the bathroom, and emerging, sopping, from the shower, you will in your hubris find yourself sprinting across your decadent polished granite floor to fetch it, and when you fall and split your head on the checkerboard of your arrogance i will not be there to help you up or squirt toothpaste onto your brush

at least i wont have an entire fucking ecosystem in my bathroom floor

gaypeopletwitter:

andillcallyoubymine:

Me voting in 2016:

Me voting in 2018:

jaclcfrost:

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

lightspeedsound:

glowysweetfab:

blackbitchenergy:

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

That is amazing, I am highly impressed 😍😍

Witchcraft